How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”