Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...