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First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Jelly
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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
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Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Peanuts
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