Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...