Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...