The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
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One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
rolling stones
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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
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Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...