Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...