A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.