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Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
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Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
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Stupid Insults 1/31
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It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...