I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....