A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...