New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...