Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.