Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...