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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
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A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
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A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
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