Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!