Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!