Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...