Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...