Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...