Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!