Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Black Peas???
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White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...