Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...