Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...