Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...