How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !