From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...