What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...