How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...