Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...