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last requests
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Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
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Princess Diana alive?!
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...