Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...