Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...