The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...