Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...