Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...