What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...