The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...