Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...