Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...