Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
How to Catch a White Elephant
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Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Mind telling me the time?
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The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...