Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...