What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...