A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
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A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
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It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...