Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....