How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.