Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...