Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...