Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....