Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...